In a world full of horror movies with simplistic storylines, cheesy villains, gorgeous women, countless clichés, and unbelievable predictability, there stands one man…no…one fancy man…no…one fancy gentleman who has chosen to give these movies the attention they deserve. As you’ll hear, I prefer my horror of the lighter variety. I’m not really one for overly detailed and complex plot lines nor excessive amounts of time building character backstories. Also, I am a firm believer that any movie, regardless of how bad it is, can be saved with the right number of ladies possessing that right amount of hotness. Sadly though, some movies just don’t understand this and that, boys and girls, is where bad movies come from.

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If you have made it this far in my bio, congratulations! For your reward, I will be only slightly less annoying and superficial. I love horror movies. While I would like to think that I am fairly open to giving any movie a chance, I do tend to watch far more movies within my favorite horror sub-genre: slashers. I like everything about them. They are a great flick to just put on as you turn your brain off and simply enjoy the show. In the future though, I am hoping to be more open to other movies and who knows, perhaps slasher films may even be overtaken by another sub-genre.