Hiding in your closet wearing a creepy hockey mask and clutching a whiffle ball bat, ready to scare the living bejesus out of you while repeatedly beating you about the head and face, it’s the Super Evil Vampire Robot Podcast of Doom! Be afraid! Be very afraid as we explore fear and what ways directors can invoke this in the audience. So put on your footy pajamas, check your closet, look under your bed, and ignore the smell of taco meat and aftershave. For that is the smell of true fear….and Old School. He likes taco meat without the tortillas. Gotta watch those carbs. And PBR. Which is awful.

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The 2 minute drill of what we have been watching is back and ready to assault your senses in the rapid fire manner that you only get from the SEVR Pod team. Find out why playing a video game which allows you to thrust kick zombies, then follow it up with a Bruce Lee double stomp, is an amazing time for the whole family (or those old enough to enjoy the M rated Dead Island Riptide). Speaking of zombies, feel the rage as Fancy becomes less of a gentleman when reviewing the Zombieland TV pilot. Don’t let the kiddies hear that one. See if Fun Size had a Silent Night or a loud bowel movement. And hear about Marc’s trip to the Citadel and if he bought us souvenirs (spoiler…The Citadel is a movie. Which doesn’t have a gift shop. So no novelty foam fingers for us. The real question is will Marc exceed the 2 minutes once again, bringing shame upon his face and leading to his extreme desire for throat chops? Gotta listen to find out). And last, possibly least, will Old School continue his amazing streak of not watching anything, essentially contributing nothing to the segment besides his rugged good looks?  ​

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We then enter the meat and potatoes of the episode as each member goes into detail about their scariest movie scenes of all time. Take a hearty slab of Sinister, add some Exorcist as a side dish, sprinkle some Fourth Kind, and enjoy some Jaws for desert while wearing a Mask of Satan (though that can make it difficult to eat.) for a amazing sonic dish that will have your taste buds humming and your loins swelling. Then, as an after dinner mint, we each explore a movie that was descent but ultimately failed and we come up with ways that they can be fixed. A spirited discussion ensues culminating in a Fun Size hatred of Starship Troopers. And Tarzan. So enter our house of horrors. If you dare. And ignore the smell of urine. When you gotta go, you gotta go.