The Super Evil Vampire Robot Podcast of Doom is back and ready to rescue you from the cellar that your so called friends locked you in. Just because you developed deadite eyes and enjoy cutting your tongue in half doesn’t give them the right to treat you like garbage. So take our one remaining hand, why don’t you, and let us lead you on a little journey through the fun little graveyard that is Evil Dead.

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As always, we begin the episode by discussing what we’ve been watching lately. In our quest to be a leaner, meaner fighting machine, we have placed a 2 minute limit on this segment. And if the 2 minutes is exceeded, genital punches will occur. No, just kidding silly. But the horrifying buzzer of doom will sound bringing shame and sadness (plus some giggles). We explore if Hannibal the TV show is any good, if Hannibal Lector himself needs to get the human flesh out of his mouth to understand what he’s saying, and if Jack Crawford is in fact Morpheus. We figure out if The Purge is the next great idea in horror or a film about vomiting. The new extended trailer for The Conjuring is discussed as we examine if James Wan is one of the best directors in horror today (spoiler-the answer is yes.) Marc takes us on a journey back to Silent Hill and lets us know if it’s a Pyramid Head of a good time or a burnt poop sandwich on a hoagie roll. And Old School give us a nice, hearty bowl of….nothing.

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Next, class is in session as we ask you all to open up your flesh covered books (make sure to first take off the barbed wire and garbage bag. Remember kids, safety first!) to Chapter 1 as we delve into the Evil Dead franchise. Before making it big directing Spider-man 1 and 2 (note the absence of 3. We tend to try to ignore movies featuring Jazz dance numbers. Just our little rule) he gave the world The Evil Dead, it’s sequel Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness. We take the severed head and run with it, delivering depth unheard of this side of hell. We go into the back story on the making of the films and how they have achieved cult status. We also give our 2 cents and completely unbiased opinion on the films (Full Disclosure: Sam Raimi did bribe us with burritos as the way to our hearts is through Mexican food) and give our stamp of approval. We then shift gears and discuss the new Evil Dead movie. Is it a sequel? Prequel? Good? Bad? We are the guys with the guns and aren’t afraid to point our cross-hairs on what works and what doesn’t. We spoil so much that the movie has mold and smells like month old milk when we are done with it. But in the end, we determine if it is worthy of your time. Why are you still reading this? Click on the podcast and let the sweet sounds of our voices guide you. And if we make you feel a little frisky in the process, then that’s OK. Slide off those pants and get comfortable. We don’t judge. We just back away slowly.