Cooking up the horror info with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti, it’s episode 2 of the Super Evil Vampire Robot Podcast of Doom.  And like your favorite record, this episode is so jam packed full of content that we had to split it up into two sides (for those young-ins, records were flat disc like objects that played music.  But you needed to flip them in order to continue the sonic goodness).  We did it for your safety.  If you listened to the whole thing non-stop, your head would explode and your anus would leak from the sheer joy.  We begin this veritable Chinese buffet of content (but without the nasty sushi and subsequent diarrhea) by going over some movies and shows we have recently perused. The Possession, John Dies at the End (it’s actually a movie, not a spoiler.) and Paranormal Activity 4 are discussed, as well as the Walking Dead Season 3 Part 2 premier.  So if you are wondering if you should spend your hard earned free time watching another Paranormal Activity movie, we have all the answers for you.  This two part episode then shifts into high gear and turns a disfigured severed head towards obscure 80’s slashers.  Not Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street.  We dug deep and found the most useless horror movies this side of Sleepaway Camp.  These are basically the equivalent of a cinematic Snarf from Thundercats.  Useless.  Yet, like most 80’s movies, they can be incredibly entertaining.  From underwater Javelin throwing to a microwave of death, this is an eclectic bunch of films that you will want to take note of so you can suffer as we did.  Because we love you.  Kind of.  If you took a shower.  Because you smell like beets.