Heeeerrreeessss SEVRPOD!  Peeking through an axe made hole in a bathroom door with a crazed look in our eye (because we have to pee.  Too much PBR!) it’s the Super Evil Vampire Robot Podcast of Doom!  No short-staffed episode this time.  The five lions of SEVRPOD are back and ready to form Voltron to fight boring, monotonous podcasts that, quite frankly, aren’t worth your time.  And boy howdy are we bringing the goods in this episode.  This is the first of many podcasts dedicated to the greatest horror author of our time, Stephen King!  For our first soiree into all things King, we explore two films based on his classic, The Shining.  One actually is a classic, and one a seeping pile of hot vomit in a paper bag.

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First though, back by popular demand (and Fancy threatening us with bodily harm if we didn’t do it.  What?  Bowties are intimidating) is the Two Minute Drill!  The grace.  The pageantry.  The fail horn.  It’s all here and ready to be enjoyed.  Who says you can’t have an amazing time in two minutes (your girlfriend may be pissed but you are happy!  Look at it as if it was a race.  And you are the big winner!)?  If you guessed that Fancy goes first, you win a cookie.  And his smooth delivery delivers info on The Worlds End.  And he discusses Grabbers.  Which sounds like an STD.  Dexter Season 7 is discussed, as well as Bates Motel for you TV lovers out there.  There are plenty of Fun Size nonsensical baseball analogies that are used to discuss Mama and Hansel and Gretel.  And you get an old school synopsis of the Emilio Estevez classic, Repo Man.  Plus, we discuss the current goings on in horror, such as the Friday the 13th situation and the new Insidious Chapter 2 trailer.

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We then discuss Stanley Kubrick’s cinematic classic, The Shining, and its mentally challenged brother, The Shining Mini-series.  We compare the two and go into detail in what makes the Kubrick one great; and why the miniseries is a giant puddle of fail.  We laugh.  We cry (or we cried when we were watching the mini-series).  We play with oversized balls and croquet mallets.  And at the very end, we pitch Shining-centric products to Marc in hopes of gaining his favor.  What are those products you ask?  Well, you will have to click on the episode and listen to find out, my fine feathered friend.  That is what you call a tease.  That’s right, I’m a professional.