Since the dawn of man, combat has been the way to settle certain conflicts.  Even to this day, we pay money to watch 2 men beat the holy hell out of each other in a cage.  But face punching can’t solve everything, as much as we would love it to.  So for these conflicts that happen to involve film, we at the SEVRPOD team have decided to help out our fans (many sexy fans) and setup an offshoot to our standard SEVRPOD episode titled Battlefield SEVRPOD (not to be confused with Battlefield Earth.  A movie so horrible that no debate is necessary.  It would be more fun watching people with no legs trying to kick each other then to have to witness that debacle).  In these special episodes, two movies, decades, franchises, whatever are debated to see who gets the elusive SEVRPOD seal of approval.  So after much processing and a little witchcraft, here it is brought to you in hi-fidelity to enjoy and cherish.  And this isn’t just any run of the mill skid marked underwear episode.  This is a full blown WWE style cage match between two of the nastiest, most ruthless decades this side of the Mason Dixon line.

That’s right, this episode pits the down and dirty 70’s, with their abundance of hair (pubic and otherwise) against the much more trim and hairless 2000’s.  It’s Texas Chainsaw vs. Texas Chainsaw the Remake (with Jessica Biel in a midriff that will haunt our dreams.)  Exorcist vs. Saw.  Susperia vs. Paranormal Activity.  How will the current crop of horror movies fare against their grainier elders?  You will need to click to find out.  And this episode features only three of the 5 members of the SEVRPod team.  No Fancy Gentleman or Old School on this one.  They both had a pottery class to attend.  Together.  Either way, it’s up to the brave Fun Size Kazda, the partially insane Rape Whistle Rodriguez and the glue that holds everything together, Marc Rissmann to shoulder this intense burden and make the final determination as to who wins and who gets kicked in the face repeatedly.  

No time for a two minute drill on this one.  Not when the fate of two plus decades hangs in the balance.  No, we get to the fat gooey center right off the bat as we tackle the notable horror movies of the two decades.  Do the 2000’s, with their penchant for long haired Japanese ghosts and elaborate painful traps take the crown?  Or do the 70’s, with its experimentation (cinematically and with hallucinogenic drugs) take the crown?  Listen and get the answers to all of your questions (and a bunch of other answers that you didn’t want or ask for.  But we give them to you anyway because we enjoy making you as uncomfortable as possible.  Like a futon at Grandma’s house laced in plastic with a strategically placed wooden bar for maximum discomfort.)  So click on the link, why don’t you.  Because this special episode won’t listen to itself.  Because it can’t.  It’s a thing, not a person silly!